Zombies In My Neighborhood

Zombies In My Neighborhood
© 2015 Rob Walsh

Look over there
Walkin' up the Turnpike
These days you see them
Almost every day
Its another one of them
Unsightly zombies
Zombies in my neighborhood

I know that they keep to themselves
I know they don't hurt nobody
But they eat all the flowers
And leave a messon the lawn
And 'iffin you hit one
Your car will be totaled
Zombies in my neighborhood

They live in a dream
Waiting to hit hit that lucky number
They hang out all day long
They got nothing to do

Not allowed to shoot them
They're immune to poison
Smell pretty nasty
And they're always in the way
Keep an eye on your small dogs
Put a lid on the garbage
Zombies in my neighborhood

They live in a dream
Waiting to hit that lucky number
They hang out all day long
They got nothing to do

I saw Danny this morning
With the trash can shamen
Ain't lookin' so good
But he says he feels fine
Got bit by a zombie
Hiding in a dumpster
Zombies in my neighborhood

They live in a dream
Waiting to hit that lucky number
They hang out all day long
They got nothing to do

I think I'll go down
To the Borough Council Meeting
And see what can be done
About these zombies all over town
The Mayor says "Sorry"
"Zombies are protected"
Zombies in my neighborhood