I Aint Drunk
I Ain’t Drunk

Well I sat down on a bar stool
In a honky tonk last night
That little bartender gave me a look
I knew something sure wasn’t right
Well, I ordered up another whiskey
One tequila and one more beer
That’s when that bartender told me
Son, he said you’ve been cut off in here

I told him I ain’t drunk
Hell, I’ve just been drinkin’
I started at 5 in the afternoon
Lord about 3 days ago
Ever since my baby left me
This old heart of mine been sinkin’
I ain’t drunk,
I’ve just been drinkin’

Well the ride home from the bar room
Musta been quite a sight
Hell, I guess I was doing a pretty good job
Yeah, they put me in the old spotlight
Well, when I got through putting on my show
I heard hands on the wheel buddy nice and slow
And I fell out the car door on the side of the road

I told ‘em I ain’t drunk
Hell, I’ve just been drinkin’
I started at 5 in the afternoon
Lord about 3 days ago
Well, hey hey mr policeman
I know just what you’re thinkin’
But I ain’t drink
I’ve just been drinkin’
I told ‘em I ain’t drunk, son
Hell, I’ve just been drinkin’