10. Yesterday I Was So Tired

YESTERDAY I WAS SO TIRED Lyrics

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Yesterday I was so tired I couldn't think straight
Started up my SUV and backed into my gate
Dropped my 4 carat diamond ring right into a grate
Yesterday I was so tired I couldn’t think straight

They say you need 8 hours of sleep to function right
But I only had two
I woke up at 1 and I stayed up all night
What’re you gonna do
I went to the kitchen and drank herbal tea
They call Sleepytime
I just became bloated and then had to pee
The whole time
This thing about sleep is so overrated
If you get too much you’re gonna get jaded
I’m doing just fine
Is that your food or mine?

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I went to write checks but I voided them all
A bad pen
Wrote too many zeroes as I do recall
It happens
Went to pick up my son up right after school
And I waited
But he didn’t show ‘cause a year ago he
Graduated
I bought Diet Coke instead of the real thing
The colors were bright I found them appealing
I’m really OK
What’d you just say?

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I was gonna write another verse
But I don’t wanna
Besides who really cares about rhyming
It’s free verse
Maybe I’ll put on my sneakers and go take a jog
Yeah
Or I’ll get out the vacuum and vacuum
No
I’m just gonna sit and read the paper
Gosh, look how long my nails are getting
Oh, boy
Agh

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