08. Road Song
Road Song Lyrics
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Bird **** on his windshield
Tar on his tires
Crap on his car seat
Another day, another mile
She told him to get out
Of her house and her life
(‘Cause) Too often he’d wandered
Never thinking of his wife
Affairs with the ladies
Endless beers with the guys
Now he parks in strange car lots
And he wakes up with flies
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She said he was rotten
That thei marriage was done
(So) She threw him out with just his car keys
Now he lives in his Datsun
He travels the highways
Looking for a home
Parkin’ in driveways
Wakin’ up alone
Showerin’ in rest rooms
Where only the cold water works
Eats Fritos for breakfast
Lunch and dessert
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(But) He says he’s gonna mend his ways
And win her heart back
He’ll squeegee away her pain
And stop hittin’ the road, Jack
But, he’s a repeat offender
He can’t help but to sin
And if a hitchhiker in front of him’s cute
He’ll stop and let her in.
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