04. I’m Old (Amy's Song)

I’M OLD (AMY’S SONG) Lyrics

Chorus
I’m old I’m achy and I’m fat
I’m old I’m achy and I’m fat
I’m old and fat and achy
And my hands are slightly shaky
I’m old I’m achy and I’m fat

When I was young and sassy I was a pretty lassie
My chassis was cute and well-defined
When I was young and sassy I was a pretty lassie
My chassis was cute and well-defined
Now my face is one big wrinkle
And when I laugh I tinkle
And I can’t control what comes from my behind

Chorus

Aging ain’t no picnic I have found
My boobs need minimizing,’cause if not they’d scrape the ground

A stalker used to stalk me, to my house he did walk me
He’d talk to me of things perverse and crude
A stalker used to stalk me, to my house he did walk me
He’d talk to me of things perverse and crude
Tho’ now my door is open wide
That dude never comes inside
He sees me and says he’s not in the mood

Chorus

I got trouble with my hands, my feet, my knees
And my butt, once firm and supple, looks like ricotta cheese

Chorus, then
I’m old I’m achy and I’m f-a-a-at.