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<h6>03. The Hamster Didn't Die Today</h6>
THE HAMSTER DIDN'T DIE TODAY Lyrics                     <br />
VERSE                                 ah-ah<br />
There was a time when I said "Fine" when you asked me of my life    <br />
ah-ah<br />
My job was swell my kid was great  and I was a good man's wife    <br />
ah     -    ah             ah    -   ah            ah - ah    ah   -   ah <br />
But since our first two hamsters bit the dust  my intuition I don't trust<br />
ah!                             ah!                                  nu-um-ber three<br />
I spend my time concerned 'bout Number 3   <br />
ah    -    ah            ah    -   ah                 ah-ah            ah - ah<br />
My answer now has surely changed  priorities been rearranged<br />
ah                  ah                 ah-ah   <br />
And so I say the following to thee<br />
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Listen up, listen up The whole world’s swingin’ ‘cause we’re singin’ the Hamster, the Hamster Melody<br />
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ooh    -     wah                   he didn’t die today<br />
The hamster didn't die today<br />
ooh          -       wah                  he didn’t no he didn’t die today<br />
He didn't breathe his last and go away<br />
ah               -              ooh!          ah                       -                   who?<br />
We didn't wake to find him stiff  like his predecessors, Joe and Biff<br />
no, he didn’t no he didn’t<br />
The hamster didn't die today.<br />
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ooh           -           wah                        he didn’t die today<br />
The hamster that we have has not died<br />
ooh        -       wah                              we haven’t shed a tear we haven’t cried<br />
He hasn't met his final end we haven't cried<br />
ah                -                 poop<br />
He hasn't pooped his final poop<br />
ah                 -                    croup<br />
Hasn't succumbed to the croup<br />
no he didn’t we said he didn’t<br />
The hamster that we have hasn't died<br />
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BRIDGE                                    <br />
You'll never feel a love that is real                <br />
‘Til you see your little Hammy spinning on his wheel<br />
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ooh          -         wah                     he hasn’t bought the farm<br />
Our hamster hasn't bought the farm<br />
ooh           -           wah                    he didn’t set off any false alarm<br />
Hasn't hung himself or set off an alarm<br />
ooh               -                Pete<br />
Hasn't met dear old St. Peter<br />
       ah               -               meet<br />
Time's not run out on his meter<br />
no he didn’t we said he didn’t<br />
Our hamster hasn't bought the farm<br />
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ooh     -       wah                       today did not expire<br />
No, our hamster today did not expire<br />
ooh         -           wah                                    didn’t bite the dust & greet the heavenly choir Ah<br />
Didn't bite the dust or greet the heavenly choir<br />
ooh             -               no! <br />
Didn't meet his just reward<br />
ooh             -                whoa!~NW
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