Thanks a Million
Thanks a million for the keys to the car
And pickin’ me up when I was drunk at the bar
Thanks a million for helping me move
And your patience when you showed me the groove

Thanks a million for postin’ my bail
And the birthday card with the cash in the mail
Thanks a million for the good advice
For teachin’ me to ride a bike

I was wonderin’ how in the world
I was gonna make ends meet
You took me in under your wing
Fixed me something to eat

Thanks a million

I was wonderin’ why in the world
Everything was upside down
You walked in, did a little spin and
turned my frown around

Thanks a million for driving me to school
And bustin’ my butt and the “Golden Rule”
Thanks a million for having too much fun
And for my daughter and my son

Yeah, thanks a million
A million and one