Big Time Losers Blues (radio edit 4:32)

I'm a Loser, I'm a big-time loser
I'm the biggest loser in the world
A loser like the world has never seen before
A bigger loser since the losers in the civil war
I'm a loser, I'm a big-time, cry baby Loser

70 Million believers couldn't help me win
Even 20,000 lies couldn't hide the unrepented sins
Cheating, bribery, bullying
Even the art of the double-deal couldn't get me ahead
Cause I'm a natural born loser
And you can't believe a thing I said
I'm a loser – I'm a terrific big-time Loser

I keep digging this rabbit hole deeper and deeper
While the Supremes' keep singing losers-weepers
With boots on the ground at the end of the day
When we break it all down – "losing" is in my DNA
Cause I'm a lalapaloozer,
a real doozer of the biggest big-time losers

Just follow me, I got a lot more losing to do
You've already lost your integrity
And your dignity too
So you got nothing more to lose
Write me a check, stick with me
As we jump off this cliff
into the abyss of my alternative reality
Cause I'm a loser,
and I've always been a terrific big-time loser

So are you going down with me,
where the tyrants burn
Where the truth is buried,
where the blind can't learn
Where human kindness
leaves no trail or clues
Where the big-time losers
sing the big-time losers blues
I'm The loser – can't you see
come sing the big-time losers blues with me