In the Drink (Kids' Version)

In the Drink (for kids)

I’ve sailed the seven seas now I’ll do just as I please
Throw me Throw me in the drink
I’ll swim across the grog float upon it like a log
Throw me Throw me in the drink

My every piece of eight has left me in this state
I sway on land as if I were at sea
My limbs are like rubber when I’m a wiggly landlubber
Someone make a fish out of me

Rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum
Throw me Throw me in the drink
Rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum diddy rum
Throw me Throw me in the drink

I’ll swim from shore to shore til every muscle’s sore
Throw me Throw me in the drink
Then an octopus named Jack will rub my aching back
Throw me Throw me in the drink

I’ll grow a set of gills and explore the ocean’s hills
Throw me Throw me in the drink
And grab a dolphin’s fins let her take me for a spin
Throw me Throw me in the drink

When they divvy up the shares there’s no use in splitting hairs
Just turn my bottom half to fish
I’ll find a maiden fair with seaweed in her hair
To marry a mermaid is my wish