The Jerk Song

Jerk
1st
He’s short and he’s tall he knows it all he’s a jerk.
He’s fat and he’s skinny he’s known by many as a jerk.
He acts smart but he’s dumb and out of his mouth things will come
That will make you want to punch his big nose
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, he goes. He’s a jerk.
2nd
He’ll buy you a drink so he can tell you what he thinks. He’s a jerk.
His politics are skewed and I’m coming unglued, he’s a jerk.
Well my ears are bleeding cause the boredom he a'nt reading
That’s written all over my face. Please get me out of this place. He’s a jerk.
Chorus
Is that my phone ringing, excuse me I have to pee. Whatever it takes to get you away from me.
I need a distraction so I can make my escape. Only two chromosomes difference between
Man and apes. Only two chromosomes difference between man and apes.
Short ride
3rd
He’s bold and he’s mighty, his world is tidy. He’s a jerk.
He’s dumb as a stump he needs a kick in the rump. He’s a Jerk.
He needs to get laid but I don’t see a way cause no woman would ever spend time.
He’ll drive you out of your mind. He’s a Jerk
Chorus
Is that my phone ringing excuse me I have to pee.
Whatever it takes to get you away from me.
Well my little plan I was sure it would work.
Now I’m in this bathroom stall listening to this jerk.
Is that my phone ringing excuse me I have to pee.
Whatever it takes to get you away from me.
Well if he keeps approaching I don’t know what I’ll do.
If he much closer I’m gonna pee on his shoe.
Yeah if he much closer I’m gonna pee on his shoe.

He’s short and he’s tall he knows it all,

He’s A Jerk.