Magazine Rack

What if I hadn't stayed up to watch TV
What if I'd fallen asleep instead
And missed the commercial that gave me the munchies
So bad I had to get out of my bed
And drive to the store in the middle of the night
Who cares about make up and hair
Throw on my sweats and I'm ready to roll
Who's gonna see me there

I never expected to bump into love
It was late, I was bored, I was cravin' a snack
There you were laughin' aloud on aisle seven
Thumbin' through life at the magazine rack

What if you hadn't been stuck on a love song
What if you hadn't run out of ideas
You might have stayed home playin' your guitar
Smokin' a cigar and drinkin' a beer
But you drove to the store in the middle of the night
Cause that's where a night owl goes
When you're wide awake and there's nothing to do
And everything else is closed

You never expected to bump into love
It was late, you was bored, I was cravin' a snack
There you were laughin aloud on isle seven
Thumbin' through life at the magazine rack

Ohhhhh, thumbin' through life at the magazine
Ohhhhhh,

Bridge
I thought I had the place all to myself
Just me and the guys gettin' paid to stock the shelves
Thank God for grocery stores that never close
And I thank my lucky stars for Oreo.oooes

What if hadn't run out to buy junk food
What if you hadn't been there to smile back
And what if there was no aisle seven
Where would we be with no magazine rack

I never expected to bump into love
It was late, I was bored, I was cravin' a snack
There you were laughin aloud on isle seven
Thumbin' through life at the magazine rack