Oops!

A man and a woman rolled around in bed
When they finished foolin' the fella said,
"Oops!..........Oops!"
The biggest little word that I have ever heard - Oops!

Comin' out of anesthesia the other day
A woman thought she heard her neurosurgeon say,
"Oops!..........Oops!"
"Before you send me into shock, what does that mean, Doc? Oops!"

Your job is goin' nowhere, your private life's a mess
At least you ain't in trouble with the IRS
Oops!...........Oops!
Those deductions that you took? They took a second look. Oops!

Oops!....

At the nuclear reactor the other night
A fella pushed a button n' said, "That ain't right.
Oops!...........Oops!
Evacuate the town, I think she's melting down! Oops!"

The governor phoned the warden, "There's just one hitch -
That fella isn't guilty. Don't ya throw that switch!"
"Oops!"
The biggest little word that I have ever heard - Oops!