Bobby And Juanita
Bobby met juanita on a night in June
Under a blood red sky and a hound dog moon
They started like a fever running hot and high
Ended in a knock down drag it out fight
Oil and water don't mix that well
They're a little bit of heaven and a whole lot of hell
She bought a shotgun - he bought a ring
Bobby and Juanita got a love hate thing

Bobby left her stranded in her wedding gown
Juanita and her brothers went and hunted him down
Justice of the peace said you can kiss the bride
Everyone was waitin' for the fur to fly

Down by the river where the water runs black
Bobby made her jealous, Juanita got him back
With a cold blue steel glint in her eye
She said "we're gonna be together 'til the day that we die"