Two Left Feet
I'm sinking like a stone in the ocean
I'm setting like a great big sun
I'm leaning like a twisted oak tree
My troubles are never done


I'm fading like a star in the night sky
I'm a battle thats never won
I'm pitching like a ship to starboard
My troubles are never done


But I got two left feet
and they're bound to take me somewhere
take me to a place I've never gone.
yeah, these two left feet
sure, they've seen more dark than bright days
but I'm proud to say I'm standing on my own.


I'm shaking like a leaf in the south wind
Guiltier than a smoking gun
I'm drier than july in the southland
My troubles are never done


But I got two left feet
and they're bound to take me somewhere
take me to a place I've never gone.
yeah, these two left feet
sure they've seen more dark than bright days
but I'm proud to say I'm standing on my own.


yeah, these two left feet
hell, they're bound to take me somewhere
take me to a place I've never gone.
yeah, these two left feet
sure they've seen more dark than bright days
but I'm proud to say I'm standing on my own.