Hurray For Christmas Day

CHRISTMAS TIME IN IRELAND IS NOT THE SAME AS HERE
FOR YOU HAVE RUM AND EGGNOG AND WE HAVE PINTS OF BEER
YOU SERVE BEEF AND TURKEY AND WE SERVE GOOSE AND HAM
OURS WITH SPUDS AND TURNIPS, YOURS WITH CORN AND YAMS
OUR TRADITIONS MAY BE DIFFERENT, BUT WE SHARE ONE COMMON CHILL
WE ALL HATE JANUARY WHEN WE GET THE VISA BILL!