Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year

Girl: Mommy, I'd like a new dolly for Christmas,
And some pretty little ribbons for my hair,
A bunch of new clothes, and those sneakers with the pump,
I could use at least a couple new pair,
That game with turbo graphics, I can't remember the name,
But you see it all the time on T.V.,
It's only $200 and my old game is boring,
Can't you afford to take care of me?
My T.V.'s too small, it doesn't even have a remote,
And I want my own VCR too,
When we go to dad's, he gets us anyhting we want,
Are you gonna let him do that to you?

CHORUS
Kids: Christmas is coming twice this year,
Once with mommy, then again with dad,
They feel real crummy 'cause they split up,
I'll get more presents that I've ever had,
Grandparents falling all over themselves,
to get me something really rad,
Christmas is coming twice this year,
And all I've gotta do is cry and look sad,

Boy: Dad, what I want for Christmas is a new pocketknife,
And a book on how to tie knots,
A bunch of comic books, and some of those magazines,
Just like my friend Johnny's got,
A slingshot, or a 22, no, what I really need's an uzi,
With a nightscope and a bayonet,
Nunchucks, grenades, a bazooka, and a tank,
And a bunch of stuff I haven't even thought of yet,
All mom's gonna get me, is a stupid new computer,
She says that violent stuff warps my head,
She never lets us watch any slasher movies (like you do dad),
Ya know, sometimes I wish she were dead,

(repeat CHORUS)


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