A Texas Christmas

It's Christmastime in Texas
And Santa's in his sleigh
It's an F150 pickup truck
With a herd of cattle leading the way

The elves all work in the toy shop
Way up in the north pole
Deep in the outskirts of Amarillo
Where the winters are snowy and cold

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Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Bubba and Blitzen
Delivering presents is what they're fixin' to do

As Santa checks his gift list
He knows who's been bad and who's been good
He knows little Travis tips the cows at night
And he'd hotwire the tractor if he could

Little Billy Bob wants a shotgun
Daddy wants a new trailer hitch
Mary Lou wants a new boyfriend
And Bubba dog wants a hot biscuit

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It's Christmastime in Texas
As the elves help Santa with his load
A present for every good little Texan
And a six-pack of Shiner for the road

His journey begins in El Paso
Straight on to Dallas-Fort Worth
On down to Houston and Del Rio
All the four corners of the earth....

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