Hole the Size of Texas

Refrain:
I've got a hole the size of Texas
right above my solar plexus
Just about where my heart used to be
She was my one and only
now I'm feeling oh so lonely
Since I lost the most important part of me

Guess I had the gumption
to make a bad assumption
One that made her go from here to gone
My blood line just got shorter
at the end of my aorta
Don't know how I'll ever carry on

Gave it all I had to give
the best way that I've learned to live
Lay my heart out there for all to see
Then I lost my lover
and my heart ran for cover
Now I miss the most important part of me

(Repeat Refrain)
(Break with "Ooooh"s)

No crimson pump within my breast,
no chance of cardiac arrest
I have no heart to wear upon my sleeve
My corinary artery
has ceased to be a part of me
I don't have the heart to grant myself reprieve

I've been feeling sicker
since the day I lost my ticker
It's a wonder that I'm still alive
A miracle of science
I'm the king of death defiance
'Cause I don't need a heartbeat
to survive

​(Repeat Refrain)
(Break with "Ooooh"s)

I'll never be her hero
now by heart rate stands at zero
I don't guess she'll ever come back
I'm not feeling any fresher
now that I have no blood pressure
At least I'll never die of a heart attack

I know this sounds bizarre
but I am beyond CPR
I've got nothing to resuscitate
No need to cut cholesterol
the damn thing's missing after all
I need a heart to heart,
but it's too late

(Repeat refrain)