For the Birds

That fella’s got long arms, can reach clear across town
He can sit in the front seat, roll the back windows down

That lady’s a short stack, tuck her under my chin
What she lacks in stature, she makes up in her grin

(Refrain)
You might be odd and I might be even
But there’s no off chance that I’m ever leavin’
‘Cause we both know love don’t grow on trees
So we’ll build us a windmill and harvest the breeze
And seize the day with ease, Like the birds and the bees

That guy has got big feet, they sleep in the next room
He’s got a good “under-standing”, but I can’t *stand* the fume

That girl’s a heavy sleeper, pillows over her head
Another 18 or 19 stacked up on the bed

(Repeat Refrain)

That guy is a gearhead dressed in his ratchet wear
He keeps an extra engine in the trunk by the spare

That girl loves a road trip, keeps drivin’ all day
Doesn’t need a GPS always finds her way

(Repear refrain, instrumental break)

That man has a huge heart, it’s wide as a house
He’d make a good husband, an even better spouse

That girl’s been asking me to ask if she’d be my wife
I could never live without her even if I live my whole life

(Repeat refrain, Tag “Seize the day with ease”)