Night Out On the Town
The karaoke singer, well she couldnʼt sing in tune
But I didnʼt mind hearing that song
And the barmaid she had Terets
And swore like the devil, but I didnʼt hear
nothing wrong
Then the man at the bar, he shouted out my name
And I knew it was his drink Iʼd be buying
But it didnʼt really bother me
ʻCause the story heʼd been telling
And everybody knew he was lying
(Chorus)
Itʼs a night out on the lawn
Once youʼre lost you canʼt be found
And Iʼll know much better
When the next drink is down
Say goodnight, Gracie
Donʼt want to beat the night to day
Well itʼs been fun
But I just canʼt stay
Canʼt quite call it living
But Iʼd have it no other way
ʻCause itʼs not all black and white
Thereʼs plenty of gray
Just another smoke filled room
Just another bad perfume
And itʼs smelling like a Saturday night
Just another wait a minute
Just another Iʼll go get it
The last call rings and everybody sings
The pick-up lines are useless
ʻCause we had too much to drink
All they do is make us laugh
ʻCause weʼre all too drunk to think
The beauty in the high heeled shoes
Is laughing in your face
But the whiskeyʼs left you speechless
And thatʼs its saving grace