Vlade Divac

When I was 17
 I didnt make the team
 I couldnt achieve my dream of playing in the NBA
 I couldnt make the pass
 Of course I got picked last 
Every body kicked my **** each and every day
 He smokes two packs a day
 That dont affect his play
 Hed never roll a j
 Like most guys today
 Hed never beat up fans
 He hardly understands
English but hes my man 
And Im his smallest fan
 On and off the court hes got everything
 If you ask me hes my hero
 If you ask me hes my king 
My whole lifes is a nightmare but his lifes a dream 
Theres only one guy I want to be 
I want to be Vlade I want his body
I wanna be 7 feet tall, palm a basketball and never shave
 If I could be Vlade I could be naughty
 I could drive fancy cars, hit all the bars, and get all the babes
get all the babes
 Now the Lakers have him back 
only he could replace Shaq
on the roster now theyre stacked
like Erica Elaniak
 In bed hes a gentle giant
 Maybe other pros should try it
 Hed never rape like Kobe Bryant
 or pay them off just to keep quiet
 I dont want to be Peja Stojakovic
 I dont want to be Darco Milicic 
I sure dont want to be Slobodan Milosovic
 Theres only one Serb I want to be