Al Qaeda
Hey there al qaeda I got an idea stop being assholes in the middle east
Leave Afghanistan come to tv land and try to do some good for once at least
You’re all a bunch of slobs just looking for a cause You would do most anything to get close to god
I know it sounds odd an MTV jihad you’re only killing imbeciles is that so wrong
Hey al qaeda I gotta lotta ideas
Whitney and LC in The Hills sunning a sniper rifle’s never out of reach
Spencer and Heidi won’t see it coming blow up their humvee with an IED
A bunch of spoiled teens all blown to smithereens would be my favorite episode of sweet sixteen
I’m not being mean it’s right there on the screen the most insipid bullshit of society