The Two Step Program

I never used to come in here
When she was my wife
But now it seems like I’m in here
Almost every night
But you needn’t worry ‘bout me
‘cause I’m doin’ fine
I’m on the 2-step program
To dance her off my mind

I took advice from my best friend
He swore it worked for him
Now I don’t have to make amends
For the shape I’m in
And there’s no rules about drinkin’
Or havin’ a good time
I’m on the 2-step program
To dance her off my mind

Chorus
The program is a big success
I want you all to know
I step in here and drink some beer
And ‘round the floor I go
I cut a rug and jitterbug
With every gal I find
I’m on the 2-step program
To dance her off my mind

I keep on thinkin’ that some night
She may wander in
I don’t believe she’d like the look
Of all my brand new friends
I’ve spun around with every gal in town
They’ve all been very kind
They know I’m on the 2-step program
To dance her off my mind