The NASCAR Song

Russell watched TV after his high school graduation
Three solid months of ESPN
Till his daddy told him son, that’s the end of your vacation
Go get a job, or we’re gonna charge you rent

So Russell got a job, got fired that same day
A cashier he wasn’t meant to be
He went back to the couch, turned on the race
And he said, hot damn, now that’s the job for me

So Russell got a loan and went to NASCAR school
Where the future NASCAR drivers learn the one big NASCAR rule

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight
Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight
Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

This ain’t rocket science, you can learn it in one day

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

It’s just like brain surgery if you take the brain away

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

Drive round and round and round and round and later you get paid

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

Drive round and round and round and round and later you get l… lots of money

Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

This ain’t English Lit, you don’t gotta write a thesis
But if you make a wrong turn you’re going right to Jesus

So go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight
Go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight, take a left, take a left, go straight

Etc.