She Eats a Lot

Well I caught her in the alley out behind the neighbors house
Going through the trash like a cat eating a mouse
Her cheeks were full and greasy, and I couldn’t believe
My little sweetheart has hunger to feed
My friends keep telling me that I’m playing with fire
But you know I really like her, I just don't know if I can afford all the food she requires
Cause she eats, she eats, she eats a lot,
Seven Eleven chili dogs, piping hot
Wendy’s, Arby’s, Subway, Mickey D’s
She’s always got her paws on my double-cheese
I’m nervous and desperate and in a fix
I’m getting the feeling I’m next on her dinner list
Well they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
So I took a little drive out where I thought her family might be
And it scared me to death when I looked out the window
‘Cause there was a whole pack wolfing down a buffalo
My friends keep telling me that I’m playing with fire
But you know I really like her, I just don't know if I can afford all the food she requires
Cause she eats, she eats, she eats a lot
Seven Eleven chili dogs, piping hot
Wendy’s, Arby’s, Subway, Mickey D’s
She’s always got her paws on my double-cheese
I’m nervous and desperate and in a fix
I’m getting the feeling I’m next on her dinner list
Just last week I found some roadkill,
Something a little cheaper, you know she’d get her fill I thought she could get her fill
But she’s acquired a taste for things that are hot
and if it don't come in a sack she don’t want it at all
I’m nervous and desperate and in a fix
I’m getting the feeling I’m next on her dinner list
Cause she eats, she eats, she eats a lot
Seven Eleven chili dogs, piping hot
Wendy’s, Arby’s, Subway, Mickey D’s
She’s always got her paws on my double-cheese
I’m nervous and desperate and in a fix
I’m getting the feeling I’m next on her dinner list
Well the moral of this story is don't be a fool
Having a wolf for a pet, well it ain’t that cool
When they’re young they are fun but when they grow up, they’re like a shark in your yard
That can run!
So don't be a dufus, listen to me
I used to have ten toes, now I only got three