Poker Playin' Papa

She's clipping coupons, and I'm shooting dice,
She's the kinda girl, sorta naughty, sorta nice.
I got a gal that's crazy about me,
I love my baby and my baby loves me.

She don't ask me no questions, I don't tell her no lies.
She knows how to keep her daddy satisfied.
I got a gal that's crazy about me,
I love my baby and my baby loves me.

But I'm a poker plain' papa, always on the draw,
Never satisfied, always push the pot for more.
Sitting on a short stack,really in a daze,
I know I'm supposed to call him, but I'm probably gonna raise.

Peeking in my pocket,waiting for the flop,
Lady luck is watching, does she know if I'm hot or not?
Don't get too excited, never loose your cool,
Keep your eyes wide open, don't be the one gets fooled.

Now we're the Duke and Duchess,
Takin' chances is our game.
We're headed to the big show
And the poker hall of fame.

Cashin' in my chips,
I'm headed for the door,
Gotta get home,
before my poker playin' mama gets sore.