Step Right Up

Step right up folks,you just gotta see,
The magnificent, magical, mysterious menagerie.
It'll amaze, it'll amuse, it'll arouse and astound,
No doubt the most bodacious show in town.
Pack up your worries, kiss away your tears,
You won't have to worry no more.

Tired and rundown, life in't liven' no more?
Can't drag yourself out of bed like before?
No health, no vitality, no vigor, no zest?
The chief's Indian remedy elixir's the best.
Don't hesitate, you don't wanna be late,
Get there before it's all gone.

You got to drink it neat, it ain't too sweet,
Before long, you'll be back wanting more.
The chief will make you believe, the doc ain't there to deceive,
And the story that he weaves will relieve you
Of some of your pain, that's right, and all of your change
But you'll be glad that you came to the show.

They got a peg legged dance, and an Indian chief,
A blues dinging' lady, with a diamond in her teeth.
They got a two headed turtle, man you just have to see it,
And a chicken that can count to ten,
Follow them down to the free show tonight,
You don't want to miss it begin.