Crazy Is As Crazy Does

> If you think you've met someone who's not crazy
> That just means you don't know them very well
> You may think you have found the perfect angel
> Till your perfect angel puts your heart through hell
>
> Crazy is as crazy does
> Always is and always was
> Don't ask why, it's just because
> Crazy is as crazy does
>
> You can go from California to Alaska
> Back to Nebraska and up to Maine
> If anyone should ever come and ask ya
> Just tell 'em this whole country's gone insane
>
> Crazy is as crazy does
> Always is and always was
> Don't ask why, it's just because
> Crazy is as crazy does
>
> I wish I had a shekel
> To add to my total worth
> For every Doctor Jekyll and
> Mister Hyde here on this earth
> The only folks who ever
> Predictably behave
> Are those already happily
> Inhabiting their grave
>
> With all the nuts and fruitcakes
> All around this world
> You may wonder how it is I stay so sane
> It's because I always keep my freak flag unfurled
> And never tightly wrapped around my brain
>
> 'Cause crazy is as crazy does
> Always is and always was
> Don't ask why, it's just because
> Crazy is as crazy does