Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

1. I bought a cordless vacuum cleaner, keeps everything nice indoors,
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Well, the other day I noticed, it was picking up money off of my floor.

2. I heard my cordless vacuum cleaner, cleaning up down the condo hall.
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I heard a party in the next apartment, everyone was laughing and having a ball.

3. I caught my cordless vacuum cleaner, walking down Sheridan Road.
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As far as I could tell, that vacuum cleaner was not walking alone.

4. I watched my cordless vacuum cleaner, jump into an Uber and ride away.
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Now I ain't seen that vacuum, in 40 nights and 40 days.