Got No Toys! (for your bad girls and boys)

GOT NO TOYS
Written by RJ Knapp, performed by RJ Knapp & Robin “Honey Robin” Mahaffey. www.rjknapp.com

Day is coming, it’s almost here
If you listen closely, I think you can hear
Sleigh bells ringing in the distance
Donner, Blitzen, Comet, Rudolf too.
I think I hear hoof beats
Up on the roof

Chorus:
So I’ll tell you something, you ought to know
Yes I’ll tell you something, you just ought to know
He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, and he knows just who you are
He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, ‘les you change your evil ways

Santa:
I’ve got my sled loaded down with high tech toys
Dolls you can’t tell the girls from the boys
But it’s not too different from the way it used to be
If you don’t behave yourself,
You’ll find nothing under your tree…ho…ho…ho!!!

So get ready, the time is near,
If you’ve been good little boys and girls
Then you’ve got nothing to fear
You fall asleep wondering
Just what you might get
But don’t go counting chickens baby
Cause you ain’t hatched nothing yet

Chorus:
So I’ll tell you something, you ought to know
Yes I’ll tell you something, you just ought to know
He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, and he knows just who you are
He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, ‘les you change your evil ways

He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, and he knows just who you are
He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, ‘les you change your evil ways

He’s got no toys, for you bad girls and boys
He’s got no toys, and he knows just who you are………(hold note)
Got no toys got no toys got no toys