Tim Horton's Junkie (4:14)

Tim Horton’s Junkie
© 2021 RC Burns and JK Gulley
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Verse 1
There’s a menace that’s out on the streets of our towns
Coffee and donuts are the stars in their crown
You can’t drive a block without seeing that sign
And the forty two cars in the drive-through line

Chorus 1
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie die-hard for that brand
I was born with an extra-large cup in my hand
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie hooked on that brew
A Tim Horton’s junkie, how about you?

Verse 2
I get up and head out for work everyday
I stop at Tim Horton’s along the way
Double double and bagel to go
I get edgy if the line’s too slow

Chorus 2
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie just rollin’ the rim
Anxiously hoping that my next cup will win
A Tim Horton’s junkie all the day through
A Tim Horton’s junkie, how about you?


Verse 3
I once made a trip to the U S of A
But I couldn’t stay there for more than one day
Gas station java it made me sick
I needed a Tim Horton’s fix real quick

Chorus 3
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie I can’t seem to stop
And if I can’t find one I’ll follow a cop
A Tim Horton’s junkie somewhere in this town
A Tim Horton’s junkie, you know where I’m bound

Verse 4
My therapist says I can quit if I try
But each time I pass one I almost cry
I’ve been clean for quite a while
Since I started going to the Country Style

Chorus 4
But I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie if you know what I mean
Searching the streets for a hit of caffeine
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie trying so hard to quit
There ain’t been a Timmy’s that I haven’t hit yet
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie and I hope when I die
I’ll float to that drive through way up in the sky
Where the line isn’t long and you don’t have to wait
A Tim Horton’s junkie at the big pearly gates
I’m a Tim Horton’s junkie hooked on that brew
A Tim Horton’s junkie how about you?

Spoken:
Hmmm a Glazed Sour Cream
Or maybe a Honey Cruller
No, no, no a Boston Cream or a Dutchie
Ah just gimme a double double and a box of Tim Bits