president
When i am president
All will be affluent
I'm the one you'll adore
I'll have you more than more

When i am president
All will be excellent
You're gonna be so pleased
Get much more than you need

Now you're in deep doo doo
I'll save you
I'll be your new guru
And those who were left behind
I'll be putting them before
I'll give back their ears to the blind
And the deaf will see much more

Freedom and free condoms
Freemen and free conmen
Free condoms and freedom
Free conmen and freemen

When i am president
All will be evident
No need for parliament
Just feel the excitement

When i am president
Be no more miscontent
Be no more worriment
When i am president

When i am president
All will be succulent
Get every supplement
When i am president

So give me your dead presidents