Comes Love

Comes a rainstorm, put your wellies on your feet.
Comes a snowstorm, you might get a little heat.
Comes love, nothing can be done.

Come a fire, fireman come and rescue you.
Blow a tire, you can patch that innertube.
Come love, nothing can be done.

Don't try hiding, 'cause there ain't no use.
Don't start sliding, when your heart turns on the juice.

Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day.
Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away!
Comes love, nothing can be done.

Comes a heatwave, you can hurry to the shore.
Comes a summons, you can hide behind the door.
Comes love, nothing can be done.

Comes the measles, you can vaccinate the room.
Comes a mouse, you can chase it with a broom.
Comes love, nothing can be done.

That's all sister, if you've ever been in love.
That's all brother, you know what I'm speaking of.

Comes a nightmare, you can always stay awake.
Comes depression, you might get another break.
Comes love, nothing can be done.

That's all brother, if you've ever been in love.
That's all sister, you know what I'm speaking of.

Comes a nightmare, you can always stay awake.
Comes depression, well there's Zoloft you can take!
Comes love, nothing can be done.

Comes love, nothing can be done.

(Lyric changes with apologies to the original songwriters!)