Not Susan - Paul Jefferson

NOT SUSAN
Written by Paul Jefferson and Jeff Hunter
McJames Music Inc.
A friend came knocking on the same damn door
Susan walked out a week before
He said I heard you were down and need some cheering up
He said there’ s someone I want you to meet
She’s smart, pretty and sweet
I said I’m game as long as her name’s not Susan
Cause Susan’s hurt me
They love to hate me
They always cut my heart out with an old rusty spoon
I’ve held just one girl with that name
Now I’m holding them all to blame
Yeah get me anyone as long as her name’s not Susan
He said this girl’s eyes are blue
I said Susan had eyes too
And that might be a problem for me down the road
Oh but bring her by and I’ll take her out
As long as we don’t have to leave the house
Don’t wanna run into anyone named Susan
Cause Susan’s hurt me
They love to hate me
They always cut my heart out with an old rusty spoon
I’ve held just one girl with that name
Now I’m holding them all to blame
Yeah get me anyone as long as her name’s not Susan
Oh now toss me anyone as long as her name’s not Susan
Not Susan
Not Susan