CYBER SANTA

CYBER SANTA ©
By Marilynn Greene & Patsy Trigg

I can hear joyful singing Christmas Eve is here
The snow has stopped falling the night is cold and clear
Off in the distance way up there on high
Santa and his reindeer are streaking cross the sky

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There is something different it’s not the same some how
Instead of a jolly ho ho ho it’s can you hear me now
Can you hear me now can you hear me now
It’s not a jolly ho ho ho it’s can you hear me now

Santa’s gone high tech he’s joined the cyber crowd
Now he’s on his cell phone wherever it’s allowed
The elves and Mrs. Santa have all gone high tech too
Now when Santa’s on his run they’re never quite all through

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He might forget something that he’s suppose to do
A special gift for someone or for a pet or two
Then I notice something it gave me such a fear
He drives his sleigh one handed his phone’s glued to his ear

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Santa could get off course and run into a plane
Then to the authorities he would have to explain
That he was on his cell phone and lost his link somehow
Instead of a Merry Christmas it’s can you hear me now

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Hello, this is Santa checking in can you hear me now?
Loud and clear no static on this line
Good Ho Ho Ho
Merry Christmas