Just Getting a Beer

Just Getting a Beer
Written by Jason Hannan, Robert Meeks Jr

You’ve been standing there staring at us way too long
You made your move when you saw me get up
I thought that you might have your eyes on my wife
Or maybe the keys to my truck

But I couldn’t help notice your full glass of beer
And the way your eyes fixed on my seat
I know it’s hard to just stand there and hold in that gut
When you just want to sit down and eat

Chorus
So don’t take my wife cause that girl is my life
Don’t take my keys or my change
Don’t take my plate or one bite of my steak
You know fights have been started that way
If you think I’m gone man you’ve got it all wrong
So let me be perfectly clear
You better not take my chair cause I’m still sittin there
I’m not leaving, I’m just getting a beer

It’s hard for a big man to eat standing up
Trust me, I’d know more than most
But the night is still young and I’m having fun
So relax and just hold up that post

I guess you could always just pull up a chair
We’re not such bad folks to know
But judging by the look that the waitress just gave you
I’d take that big turkey dinner to go

Chorus
So don’t take my wife cause that girl is my life
Don’t take my keys or my change
Don’t take my plate or one bite of my steak
You know fights have been started that way
If you think I’m gone man you’ve got it all wrong
So let me be perfectly clear
You better not take my chair cause I’m still sittin there
I’m not leaving, I’m just getting a beer

No I’m not leaving, I’m just getting a beer