Kool Aid Pickle
THERE SHE IS SUCKIN' ON A KOOL-AID PICKLE
TALKIN' TO HER MAMA ON THE TELEPHONE
SHE'S CRUNCHIN' SHE'S SUCKIN' SHE'S SMACKIN' HER LIPS
ALL THAT SITTIN' GOING STRAIGHT TO HER HIPS

DINNERS IN THE FREEZER, DISHES IN SINK
CRYIN' BOUT HER HUBBY AND HOW THE MAN DRINKS
DICKEL DICKEL COME ON LET'S TALK
TELL ME AGAIN HOW TO MAKE THIS ALL STOP

I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG
I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG
HA THAT **** IS WRONG

CHEAPER JUST TO KEEP HER IS THE NAME OF THE GAME
THE GIRL KNOW'S THE SCORE AND SHE'LL PLAY TILL END
LOVEY DOVEY KISSIN ON MY CHEEK
I'M A HOPIN AND PRAYIN FOR A LITTLE THIS WEEK

I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG
I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG
OH YEAH
I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG
I'M IN A KOOL AID PICKLE
LIFE HAS GONE FROM SWEET TO SOUR TO WRONG