08. Cholly & Molly

CHOLLY & MOLLY

Oh, Cholly,
Oh, Molly,
Oh, Cholly,
So sorry…

Brought up where she never had to step on dirt,
she never needed money long as she could flirt.
He met her on the day that she got back from Spain,
he was looking in the eye of a hurricane.

Their love blossomed in starts and fits.
She made him so mad that he could spit.
She said he wasn’t stupid, but he was dense,
kinda like talkin’ to a picket fence.

Oh, Cholly,
Oh, Molly,
Oh, Cholly,
So sorry…

You thought she was gonna
be one ton a fun,
now your friends are beggin’, "Cholly,
don’t pick up that gun".

He winces every time that her wine glass clinks.
He’s come to the conclusion she’s a permanent jinx.
Saturday night she got the whole town buzzin’,
dancin’ at the Rancho with a distant cousin.

Molly had a taste for the finer things,
not Cholly’s old jalopy with the busted springs,
Opportunity knocked, she didn’t hesitate to grab it.
Nobody was surprised she dropped him like a bad habit.

Oh, Cholly,
Oh, Molly,
Oh, Cholly,
So sorry…

Talk about your heartaches,
you lost your best friend.
You ought to thank your lucky stars
if you never see her again.
Oh, Cholly,
So sorry…
You better count your blessings
if you never see her again.