This Ain't No Fairytale
They stood together in the rain
Under a heavy sky
Ten, maybe twelve people came
All of them wondered why

But no one said a thing
So he took out the ring
He wore a suit, her dress was plain
They stood together in the rain

They both knew that she was not his lover
He would not take her hand
The lightning struck and they all ran for cover
Barefoot in the sand

The thunder boomed
Above the bride and the groom
Dead eyes stared through one another
They knew she was not his lover

This ain't no fairytale, no two bit magic
It was doomed to fail and oh-so tragic
Bring on the wind and the hail
This ain't no fairytale

Well they never made it to 'I Do' with a hurricane blowin'
Turns out that all the rumours were true
And with everybody knowin'

There was no point
No one there to anoint
In the sand they found the bride's shoe
They never made it to 'I Do'