Tell Me Where It Hurts

We used to laugh when our mom and our dad
Got together with our uncles and aunts
And talked about nothing but their aches and pains
Laughing at my elders always caused a fuss
Now the kids are laughing at us
‘cause me and my friends we’re talking ‘bout the same danged thing

Tell me where it hurts
I’ll tell you if I feel worse
We’re sharing a little common ground
Life goes on when the parts break down
I’ll get my wife – she carries aspirin in her purse
Tell me
Tell me where it hurts

Eyesight’s the first thing that goes
We can still read books if they’re not too close
And there’s metal and plastic where body parts used to be
Memory it goes next
After that I kinda forget
Hey…has anybody seen my keys?

Tell me where it hurts
I’ll tell you if I feel worse
We’re sharing a little common ground
Life goes on when the parts break down
We'll get my wife she has Naproxin in her purse
Tell me
Tell me where it hurts

And when I get up all I can say is:
“Ooooh – ooh – ooh – ooh”
“Ooh – ooh – Ooh”

So join the group come have a seat
When you’re through we’ll help you back on your feet
We’re a supportive community
Time’s got a funny way of sweet revenge
But it’s a long road before this all ends
And no one said we had to go down gracefully

Tell me where it hurts
I’ll tell you if I feel worse
We’re sharing a little common ground
Life goes on when the parts break down
We'll get my wife she has Vicodin in her purse
Tell me…
Tell me…
Tell me…
Tell me where it hurts