Gun Control - Featuring Brent Baxter & Anthony Orio

VERSE: Host: “This is the Sean Calamitty Show on WNRA,
today’s topic, Gun Control, go ahead first
caller, fire away

Charctr: Yeah, Sean this is Jimmy from Jersey I’d like to do some
addvocation for dis here gun control business. It’s
gotten so bad widese guns a guy can’t even feel safe at
work anymore.

Host: “Well what do you do Jimmy”?

Charctr: Yah I work down at the park, at like eh I don’t know
tween two tree in da morning. Anyway, I come up
behind this ol’ broad all cat like and real focused on
the job at hand
I’m focused here Sean. And outta nowhere she pulls a
“you guessed it” a gun

Host: “ Wow, what’d you do”?

Charctr: Well I was so petrified that I dropped my gun, her
purse, and a brand spankin’ new ski
mask that I paid $15.99 for down at Modell’s. Wasn’t
on the sale rack either Sean!

Host: “Wait a second here, sounds to me like you were
mugging this lady”

Charctr: Don’t change the subject, you sit behind a microphone
spoutin’ accusatory things…..(choked up) you have no
idea what it’s like out there

CHORUS: (“Gun Control”) Bullets are flying,( “Gun Control” )
Criminals are dying
It’s getting harder mugging people everyday, yes it is
(“It’s so scary”) Out there on the streets
(“Ooh it’s really scary”) They’re shooting back at me
If a felon could vote I’d vote, for Gun Control

VERSE: Host: “Okay we’re back, next up we have Clovis from
Kentucky” Clovis where do you stand on Gun Control”?

Charctr: Fer it

Host: “Okay, care to elaborate”?

Charctr: “Yep………right now? Host: “It’s only a three hour show
sir, yes right now”

Charctr: Ok, well I’s down there to the living room a fiddling
with the flat screen T.V. and this feller come down the
stair case outta nowheres, wearing silk P.J.s, and
sporting a Granny Clampit 12 gauge

Host: “Now wait a second, who’s house was this”

Charctr: Well derned if I know, it was dark, any who, he
comidst to pepperin my backside like a
piece of beef jerky, I barely got outta there with my life
and his T.V. , yea I did
(Choked up)…..Ruirnt a good pair of britches too


Gun Control cont…….

CHORUS: (“Gun Control”) Buckshot’s flying,( “Gun Control”)
Criminals are dying
It’s getting harder burglarizing everyday
(“It’s so scary”) Out there on them streets (out there on
yer streets)
(“Ooh it’s really scary”) Their shooting back at me
If a felon could vote I’d vote, for Gun Control

BRIDGE: Host: “Okay, callers Rapid Fire Speed Round,
shoot…….cackle Carlos in El Paso”

Carlos: Crossing border with Coca... um Powdered
Sugar, Shot At

Host: “Orange Jello, in Oakland”

Orangello: Yo man, it’s Orangello, drug deal, Shot At

Host: “Okay, Nancy, in St. Louis”

Nancy: Bank Heist, Shot At (ringing chord under
“shot at” then drums)

CHORUS: (“Gun Control”) Bullets are flying,( “Gun Control”)
Criminals are dying
Might even have to get a real job one of these days “n’