I'm Da Judge

VERSE: “Here come da judge, Here come da judge”
Here ye here ye court is now in session the honorable Judge Franklin Peabody Roosevelt Kennedy the 4th presiding
Ahmm….Now let me tell you how it’s gonna go
This is my bench and I’m running the show
I hold incontempt voter common sense
So, they’re ain’t no sense in heading out to the polls

Oh, here’s a text from the ACLU
We’re taking prayer outta Catholic schools
I’m outlawing all the guns, you gangsters go have fun
Self defense just got overruled

CHORUS: Cause I’m da judge “he’s the judge”
Yeah, I’m da judge “Federal judge”
I can take any law make it say what I want
Cuz, I got the gavel “he got the gavel”
And the long black robe
Forget the constitution cause what I say goes
I’m always making headlines on Drudge , Yeah, I’m da
judge
“Here come da judge, Here come da judge, Here come
da judge”

VERSE: Well looky here I just found some new rights
Illegal immigrants they can vote twice
And get a load of this, men can marry men
Ain’t it great being appointed for life

CHORUS: Yeah, I’m da judge “he’s the judge”
Yeah, I’m da judge “Federal judge”
I can take any law make it say what I want
Cuz, I got the gavel “he got the gavel”
And the long black robe
Forget the constitution cause what I say goes
Take your appeals and give em a shove, Cuz, I’m da
judge
“Here come da judge, Here come da judge, Here come
da judge”

Talking/verse: Well, now that I’m all warmed up, what about this 10 commandment God thing, well I command it to be gone. Bye, And ProChoicers, I’ve decided life begins somewhere in the 9….10th trimester, ehhh, that’s about two years old. And as far as states rights go, I say What? Big Fat no!! Don’t like it? Huh, TOUGH

CHORUS: Cause I’m da judge “he’s the judge”
Yeah, I’m da judge “Federal judge”
I can take any law make it say what I want
Cuz, I got the gavel “he got the gavel”
And the long black robe
Forget the constitution cause what I say goes
I’m always making headlines on Drudge , Yeah, I’m da
judge,
Yeah, I’m da Judge, da Judge! don’t begin to think your
vote counts, court is adjourned
“There go da judge, There go da judge, There go da
judge”