Grandpa Voted Democrat

VERSE: Grandpa was an eagle scout, a Mason no doubt, fought
in yer 2nd world war
Been Deacon at the Baptist Church of the Holiness since
19 and 64
He bought clothes for the homeless, toys for the
orphans, on top a giving his tithe
Voted religiously, straight GOP, would never vote for the
other side
So, it took us by surprise when we saw the news last
night
We all heard Granny cry, “ He’s been dead since 95’ “

CHORUS: Grandpa voted Democrat
Our family ain’t proud of that
It must be a joke, he’d a never broke
But they sure enough got his vote
Some how he cast it
From inside his casket
It’s a bit hard to believe
But they’ve got his Absentee
Grandpa voted Democrat, now he’ll never rest in peace

VERSE: Well, they had em’ a good turn out, from the way it
sounds at the Mt. Olive graveyard
Over 90 percent of their residents crossed over with
their voter cards
It’s all over the news, as they’re arguing who’s caught
up in the voter fraud
A mans good name is tarnishing away while he’s six
feet under sod
So, we gathered round his grave and the whole family
prayed
We all heard Granny say, “ it’s a $#^&**^%” shame”

CHORUS: Grandpa voted Democrat
Our family ain’t proud of that
It must be a joke, he’d a never broke
But they sure enough got his vote
Some how he cast it
From inside his casket
It’s a bit hard to believe
But they’ve got his Absentee
Grandpa voted Democrat, now he’ll never rest in peace


Bridge: This is one November I don’t want to remember

CHORUS: Grandpa voted Democrat
Our family ain’t proud of that
Lord have mercy please
They done got his Absentee
Grandpa voted Democrat, now he’ll never rest in peace
“We’ll get it straightened out Paw Paw” khaa’ dern it