Come to the U.S.A. - Featuring Ray Stevens

VERSE: If you're thinking bout’ illegal immigration
Be careful when you’re choosing the nation
Cause breaking the law in some countries is frowned
upon, imagine that
Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy
Ship you to Mongolia til’ the day you die
And in the Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you
rode in on
Now don’t go hiking in inner Iran that’s one place you
won’t be heard from again
And in Mexico you’re gonna face a firing squad
Forget all about going to North Korea that’s a good
example of a bad idea
So when it comes down to it there’s only one option
you’ve got

CHORUS: Come to the USA there’s no penalty to pay should you
get caught illegally immigratin’, I said
Come to the USA it will be your lucky day cuz when you
get in there’s lot’s of goodies waitin’
Like healthcare, welfare, free education, help with voter
registration, drivers license,
And credit cards, license plates for your old car, there’s
lot’s of jobs for you to do and employers
Who turn a blind eye too, Yeah, Come to the USA

VERSE: We don’t worry about that ol’ Constitution
We quit checking for drugs n’ prostitution
And profiling folks hiding bombs in their Fruit of the
Looms
You see us gringo infidels are crazy, just take a look at
our border safety
We ain’t got none! So, it’s an easy choice for you

CHORUS: Come to the USA there’s no penalty to pay should you
get caught illegally immigratin’
I said Come to the USA it will be your lucky day cuz when
you get in there’s lot’s of goodies waitin

Like public housing and cable T.V. food stamps and even
government cheese, the borders are a swinging door, go
home for a visit come on back for more, there’s
sanctuary and amnesty, bring the whole fam damily
eventually, Yeah, Come to the USA

CHORUS:Yeah I said, Come to the USA there’s no penalty to
pay should you get caught illegally immigratin’
Yeah,Come to the USA it will be your lucky day cuz when
you get in there’s lot’s of goodies waitin’

CHORUS:Everybody sang, Come to the USA there’s no penalty to
pay should you get caught illegally immigratin’
Yeah,Come to the USA it will be your lucky day cuz when
you get in there’s lot’s of goodies waitin’