Smoking Weed with Jesus

WELL, THE OTHER DAY I WAS GETTING STONED
I MEAN GETTING BAKED LIKE TO THE BONE
WHEN A THOUGHT ARISED THAT GOT MY WHEELS A TURNING
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT DEVIL’S PLANT
HOW IT HAD SAVED MY LIFE AND THINGS LIKE THAT
AND HOW GOD SPOKE TO MOSES THROUGH A BUSH A BURNING
WELL IT ONLY MAKES SENSE AND IT JUST ADDS UP
THERE’S A LOT MORE TO IT THAN SOME WINE IN A CUP
AND I BELIEVE THAT JESUS WAS A STONER

AS A LONG-HAIRED MAN
IN SANDALS AND A TUNIC
I BET HIS STUFF WAS A MIGHTY THERAPEUTIC
SEEING THAT DAD IS THE ONE THAT CREATED IT
FOLKS BACK THEN THEY DIDN’T LET THINGS SPOIL
THERE WAS THC IN THAT ANNOINTING OIL
I BET YOU PONTIOUS PILOT WAS A SQUARE
AND HE JUST HATED IT

(Chorus)

SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS
HIGH AS THE ALMIGHTY
PASSING IT BETWEEEN US
LORD YOU SHOULDA SEEN US
FEELING QUITE PEACEFUL
STONED TO THE BEJESUS
PASSING IT BETWEEN US
SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS

AS I SAT THERE IN MY ELEVATED STATE
I BEGAN TO IMAGINE HEAVEN’S GATE
AND SMOKE POURING OUT FROM BEHIND THE ANGEL’S HEAD
I BET IT SMELLS LIKE COLORADO BUD
AND THERE’S A BURGER STAND AND A PIZZA TRUCK
AND A BREWERY PASSING OUT THE HOLIEST OF HOPS
THERE’S PROBABLY EDIBLES OF EVERY KIND
GOOD SILVER TEQUILA SERVED CHILLED WITH A LIME
AND A HOT TUB WITH THE MESSIAH SITTIN IN IT


WELL, THAT LONG HAIRED MAN
IN SANDALS AND A TUNIC
WOULD BE SMOKING BUD AND FEELING THERAUPETIC
I BET HE’D EVEN PICK AND SING A PSALM OR THREE
YEAH, HE’D TAKE HIMSELF A FINAL TOKE
BLOWING CLOUDS AND O RINGS WITH THE SMOKE
AND THEN PASS THAT HOLY HOG LEG OVER TO ME

SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS
HIGH AS THE ALMIGHTY
PASSING IT BETWEEEN US
LORD YOU SHOULDA SEEN US
FEELING QUITE PEACEFUL
STONED TO THE BEJESUS
PASSING IT BETWEEN US
SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS

WELL IT SURELY WOULD BE A RITCHEOUS TIME
GETTING STONED IN A HOT TUB WITH THE LORD ON HIGH
AND I’D DO MY BEST NOT TO FAN OUT ON THE GUY
THAT’S PROBABLY EASIER SAID THAN DONE
BUT I KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO THINKS THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT JESUS IS PRETTY NEAT

HE WAS BORN IN THE COUNTRY IN A LITTLE OLD MANGER
HIS BIGGEST FAN IS THE RED HEADED STRANGER
AND BELIEVER OR NOT THAT THERE’S THE GOSPEL TRUTH
AND I HOPE HE GETS THERE LONG AFTER ME AND YOU
BUT YOU GOTTA WONDER IF HE WAS THERE TOO
HANGING OUT IN HEAVEN
WHAT WOULD WILLIE DO

ROLL ANOTHER ONE
JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE
PASSING IT BETWEEEN US
LORD YOU SHOULDA SEEN US
FEELING QUITE PEACEFUL
STONED TO THE BEJESUS
PASSING IT BETWEEN US
SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS
PASSING IT BETWEEN US
SMOKING WEED WITH JESUS
AMEN