Get My Sh_T Together

WELL I HEADED TO THE EAST COAST
GONNA GET MY FIRST DOSE OF ROCK AND ROLL AMERICANA
AND I’M TRYING TO FIND A WAY
TO DO THIS EVERY DAY
IF I COULD ONLY GET MY **** TOGETHER
THE BILLS ARE PILED HIGH I’M BARELY GETTING BY
LIVING BY THE GRACE OF GOD
AND I WOULD GET MY **** TO CHURCH
PRAISE THE LORD AND SOUL SEARCH
IF I COULD ONLY GET MY **** TOGETHER

I GOT ON THE TURNPIKE MADE A WRONG RIGHT
LANDED IN THE WEST SIDE OF PHILLY
CALLED MY COUSIN UP I SAID MAN I FUCKED UP
I’M KINDA LOST COULD YOU COME AND GET ME
HE SAID REDNECK I’LL BE THERE IN ONE SEC
WELCOME TO THE BIG CITY
I’M HEADED OUT THE DOOR
THIRTY MINUTES MAYBE MORE
IF I COULD ONLY GET MY **** TOGETHER

IT’S A LONG HARD ROAD DRIVING FOUR THOUSAND MILES ALONE
HEY I’M ONLY GETTING LONELY TALKING TO THE RADIO
AND I SWEAR ONE DAY I’M GONNA MAKE MY PAY
SINGING MY TUNES FOREVER
IF I COULD ONLY GET MY **** TOGETHER

WHEN I FINALLY GOT HOME ALL THE LIGHTS WERE STILL ON
AND THE KEY STILL FIT IN THE DOOR
SO PULLED UP A CHAIR CRACKED A COLD BEER
AND STARTED STRUMMING MY MARTIN GUITAR
I DECIDED IT WAS TIME I WAS WRITING MORE RHYMES
MAKING MY MOMMA PROUD
BECAUSE SHE CALLED ME UP TONIGHT
SAID I’M DOING ALRIGHT
AND I FINALLY GOT MY **** TOGETHER


IT’S A LONG HARD ROAD DRIVING FOUR THOUSAND MILES ALONE
HEY I’M ONLY GETTING LONELY TALKING TO THE RADIO
AND I SWEAR ONE DAY I’M GONNA MAKE MY PAY
SINGING MY TUNES FOREVER
IF I COULD ONLY GET MY **** TOGETHER