Poor Wanda

POOR WANDA
BEEN WAITING ON THE BUS ALL DAY
POOR WANDA
JUST CAN’T SEEM TO CATCH A LUCKY BREAK
SHE BEEN WORKING AT THE IRON SKILLET
CLEANING UP ALL THEM TRUCKER’S DIRTY PLATES

LA WANDA
SHE LIVE UP OVER UNDER THE HILL
GOOD OLD WANDA
DRINKS WHITE LIGHTNING STRAIT FROM THE STILL
AND IT’S NO WONDER
SHE GOT EIGHTEEN KIDS IN THE CRIB
LORD WANDA
EIGHTEEN BABY’S DADDIES IN THE PEN
BUT HER PAYCHECK COME ON THE END OF THE MONTH
LIVING ON FROZEN DINNERS AND HAWAIIAN PUNCH

YOUR MOMMA
SHE LEFT YOU STANDING OUT IN THE RAIN
LORD WANDA
LEFT TOWN ON A SOUTHBOUND TRAIN
SHE GOT A GRAVEYARD SHIFT
WORKING ON THE WAFFLE HOUSE CREW
SHE BOUGHT A FANCY USED CAR
MOMMA WANDA FORGOT ABOUT YOU
AND SHE SPENDS EVERY NIGHT BREAKING OLD MEN’S HEARTS
AT THE LOCAL CHAPTER OF THE V F DOUBLE U
OH WHAT YOU GONNA DO
POOR WANDA WHAT YOU GONNA DO
POOR WANDA WHAT YOU WANNA DO
POOR WANDA WHAT YOU GONNA DO
POOR WANDA WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW