You Ain't Gettin' Sh*t For Christmas

YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
I’VE BEEN EXTORTING
EVERYTHING YOU WISHED FOR
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
EVEN THOUGH I DONE YOU WRONG
THE ONLY THING YOU GETTING
IS A HALF ASSED CHRISTMAS SONG

I DRANK ALL YOUR WHISKEY
SMOKED ALL YOUR SMOKE
STOLT AWAY YOUR WOMAN
TOLD YOUR FAVORITE JOKE
WHEN YOU WERE DOWN AND OUT
I WOULDN’T LET YOU IN
WENT OUT TALKING ****
TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

YOU STILL AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
I’VE BEEN EXTORTING EVERYTHING YOU WISHED FOR
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
EVEN THOUGH I DONE YOU WRONG
THE ONLY THING YOU GETTING
IS A HALF ASSED CHRISTMAS SONG

HAD YOU A BRAND NEW BLUERAY
AT WALMART ON LAYAWAY
SPENT THE MONEY I OWED YA
ON A CUBIC ZIRCONIA
WHILE YOUR TURKEY WAS DEFROSTING
I WAS OUT IN AUSTIN
SPENT DECEMBER RENT MONEY
ON YOUR FAVORITE HONEY

YOU STILL AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
I’VE BEEN EXTORTING EVERYTHING YOU WISHED FOR
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
EVEN THOUGH I DONE YOU WRONG
THE ONLY THING YOU GETTING
IS A HALF ASSED CHRISTMAS SONG


ALL THE NICE THINGS YOU DONE FOR ME
BOUGHT ME A NORDSTROM CHRISTMAS TREE
ISOTONER GLOVES
AND GOLD PLATED LAMBOURGHINI
ORGINAL PICASO
MY VERY OWN HOUSE YOU KNOW
EVEN WITH ALL OF THIS
YOU STILL AIN’T GETTING Sh*t

YOU STILL AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
I’VE BEEN EXTORTING EVERYTHING YOU WISHED FOR
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ Sh*t FOR CHRISTMAS
EVEN THOUGH I DONE YOU WRONG
THE ONLY THING YOU GETTING
IS A HALF ASSED CHRISTMAS SONG
THE ONLY THING YOU GETTING
IS A HALF ASSED CHRISTMAS SONG