Dumb End Of The Leash

Mid-Swing on the 15th Green
Heard that familiar ring
Tried to pretend I was at the office
Tried not answering
One of my buddies said, she's got ya figured out
Got you steppin' and fetchin' I can hear by the sound
you're on the

Dumb End of The Leash
Might as well admit it
Got you on a tag and release
Don't you forget it, no no
I see you walk your dog a little cocky pooch
Hard to know just who is walkin' who
That woman has you on your knees
On the Dumb End Of The Leash

My buddies reminisce back in college when
I was the Top Dog on campus
They say you'll never be using any old tree
Only the brightest lamppost
Ever since that woman came along
She seems to have put that collar on,
you're on the

Chorus

Now I guess I have to say they're probably right
I sure settled down
But they know, who I'm goin' home to at night
They say they wouldn't mind bein' in that pound.. on the...

Dumb End of The Leash (Dumb end of the leash)
I don't mind a bit, I don't
Don't mind me a tag and release
n' I Don't you forget it
No I don't forget it
I just walk this dog, our little cocky pooch
I know who he'll be bringin' me, bringin' me back to
Get that woman waiting on me
Get that woman waiting on me
Get that woman waiting on me
I like the Dumb end of the Leash, Oh yeah
Dumb End Of The Leash