All I Got For Christmas Was Fat

All I Got For Christmas Was Fat
(David C. Banning / John Colgin / Kyle Level)

All I got for Christmas was fat
I just might qualify for my own zip code on the map
I’m staring at the floor wondering where my feet are at
All I got for Christmas was fat

I made a resolution for the days and weeks ahead
A low calorie solution to what the bathroom scale just said
But I’ll have to start tomorrow ‘cause I just realized
It might hurt Grandma’s feelings, if I don’t finish off them pies

All I got for Christmas was fat
I just might qualify for my own zip code on the map
I’m staring at the floor wondering where my feet are at
All I got for Christmas was fat

I gobbled up some taters, baked beans and country ham
While they passed around the gifts, I opened up a can of Spam
Sampled every sweet confection until I darn near choked
But hey I washed it down with a six pack of Diet Coke

All I got for Christmas was fat
I just might qualify for my own zip code on the map
I’m staring at the floor wondering where my feet are at
All I got for Christmas was fat

(Bridge)
I reached down in my stocking, my last chance for a gift
Found a 90 day, pre-paid health club membership
Wait a minute, it expired last year

All I got for Christmas was fat
I just might qualify for my own zip code on the map
I’m staring at the floor wondering where my feet are at
All I got for Christmas was fat

(Tag)
All I got for Christmas was fat-errr